zackraynor

Joke of the day.

drtanner-sfw:

wanderoar:

roseonabeach:

frostedsammy:

An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German are all standing watching a street performer do some excellent juggling. The juggler notices that the four gentlemen have a very poor view, so he stands up on a large wooden box and calls out, 「Can you all see me now?」

「Yes.」
「Oui.」
「Sí.」
「Ja.」

what

Took me about ten minutes to finally understand this

stupidest/most awesome joke ever

Alright, I grinned a little bit.

zackraynor

zackraynor:

f-l-e-u-r-d-e-l-y-s:

Lost Underwater Lion City: Rediscovery of China’s ‘Atlantis

Qiandao Lake is a man-made lake located in Chun’an County, China, where archeologists have discovered in 2001 ruins of an underwater city. The city is at a depth of 26-40 meters and was named “Lion City”. There would have been 290 000 people living in this city during more than 1300 years. Touristic expeditions are projected. A diving into Chinese Antiquity in the next part of the article.

Whoa.

spazzyjenny

jinx-jinxagain:

owarwoody:

frozendailydose:

noplacelikedisney:

aca-girls-pretty-please:

whitebeltwriter:

frozenshado:

jinx-jinxagain:

i am so sorry

Who gave you the right to make this.

I’m in tears. stop it. *sobs*

YOU HAD ME AT THE FIRST KNOCK HOW DARE YOU

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

GODDAMNIT I AM CRYING

I’M TOO EMOTIONALLY ATTACHED TO THIS MOVIE TO DEAL WITH THIS DAMNIT

~ Juliette

WHY IS THIS BACK ON MY DASH. 

NO.

*Listens to it.*

*Cries.*

Lolololol

spazzyjenny

jinx-jinxagain:

owarwoody:

frozendailydose:

noplacelikedisney:

aca-girls-pretty-please:

whitebeltwriter:

frozenshado:

jinx-jinxagain:

i am so sorry

Who gave you the right to make this.

I’m in tears. stop it. *sobs*

YOU HAD ME AT THE FIRST KNOCK HOW DARE YOU

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

GODDAMNIT I AM CRYING

I’M TOO EMOTIONALLY ATTACHED TO THIS MOVIE TO DEAL WITH THIS DAMNIT

~ Juliette

WHY IS THIS BACK ON MY DASH. 

NO.

*Listens to it.*

*Cries.*

Lolololol