I’m anti-feminist for many of the same reasons I’m an atheist.
So you don’t believe women exist?
Its okay. I’m an atheist because I don’t believe in something I can’t see or touch. I suppose women are much like that for you.
Somebody get him some ice.
okay, but a dude has to do it, cause he’s gonna freak the f**k out if he sees some floating ice coming over to him.
This is still great
my favorite flavor of cake is more
Maybe don’t watch the next Hobbit film.
Benedict Cumberbatch responding to the question “Will you ever be in a movie where your character doesn’t die?”
when the two smartest kids in the class get different answers